I was made to love you
...........BABY, AND YOU WERE MADE FOR LOVING ME...........
I don't know why but reading this title made me think of the KISS song! O.K Mic Check, Testing 1, 2........ HELLO MELBOURE! ARE YOU READY TO ROCK? ARE YOU READY TO GET DOWN WITH YOUR BUFFY SELF??? LETS GO!
Previously on Buffy......Glory is a god, Dawn was given to Buffy for protection since she is the key, Riley makes an ultimatum (I thought we were done with him?) he cheats on Buffy with a Vamp Tramp...... Buffy misses the Copter..... Buffy tells the gang about Dawn...... Spike tells Dawn she is the Key........ Ben morphs into Glory...... Spike confesses his love for Buffy......Buffy tells Spike where to go and he is uninvited into the Summers household.
OH BOY THAT'S A LOT (I don't think we missed thing)
Buffy is taking out her frustrations on a punching bag as Buffy feels dirty because Spike loves her. Wait, it's Xander not a punching bag, (he looks great in the Sumo suit.) Buffy thinks that she is the problem (don't agree!) she is worried that she will scare another one away, and Xander just gave some awesome advice! Be yourself!
Black sedan rocks up, that is never a good sign, HUH? who is that? and why are they looking for true love? This is going to be really good or really confusing I guess we'll find out in 34 minutes time (I can't believe 5 minutes of the show has passed to this point.....)
Joyce looks spectacular in her dress as the Girls are having fun at her expense. I wonder who this Ryan is and I really hope he is no Gigalo! It seems like Joyce hasn't been on a date for ages, Buffy refuses to give advice due to her track record. Terra and Anya are having a conversation about computers (now there is an interesting team up right there, the girl who never speaks up and the girl who never shuts up!) Anya gives some real solid trading advice maybe a little too late I think.
The strange girl from the car rocks up and asks for warren??? Anya has hooked up a web site, she has also allowed Xander to dance with Buffy YOU GO GIRL!!! Buffy has googile eyes for Ben the Intern (laughing at bad jokes is a good sign for Ben) Is Buffy in for a surprise with this guy. Xander is explaining to Anya the mystery of pretzels when our mystery girl rocks up to the party looking for Warren. Looks like old Warren wants nothing to do with her. I get it I think, she is not human and she is looking for her maker the goofy Warren guy. Willow puts her foot in her mouth as Spike rocks up to the party to an unimpressed Buffy!
I doubt it that Spike is just going to pack his bags and leave, he is one stubborn Vampire. Is it me or has this whole Buffy / Ben thing worked backwards? She asks him to dance and he gives her his number? what would I know anyway? So we get a name for our mystery girl it's April and I don't think Spike's little pick up line went the way he would of expected as he goes hurling through the window of the club thanks to a surprisingly strong April (SHE'S A ROBOT I TELL YOU!!!)
Buffy approves of the Spike throwing, however she is just getting in the way of her Warren hunt. Xander is really worried about the price of glass. Even the gang thinks she was a robot! "Code Pink" Robot's looking for their makers! Poor Giles, he has become Joyce's girlfriend! I wonder if Buffy is horrified about the fact that her mum cracked a joke about her Bra or that she just didn't want to picture it?
April goes knocking door for door for Warren, and Terra should leave her spicy talk to others. Now that I think of it, maybe she is not a robot, considering they all think she is a robot. What guy doesn't think about a sexbot? (RAISING MY HAND RIGHT NOW!) Buffy get's down on all the loneliness talk so she decides to call Ben who at this moment is being morphed from Glory in a really uncomfortable scene to watch. So is Ben meant to be the good side of the entity known as Glory? and he does look horrible in a red dress.
Warren is packing his bag and is ready to rush out the door with his girlfriend when Buffy arrives at the door to speak to Warren, he tells her the awful secret that she is indeed a robot. (knew I should of gone with my first instinct, not everything can be a twist on things.) Hey a call back to Ted, Spike rushes into the magic box to try to explain his side of things, and Giles gets physical and serious! He tells him to back off!
April is still looking for Warren and a group of guys send her in the wrong direction. Warren explains that April was made to be the perfect girlfriend and because she was too easy and boring, he is wondering why her batteries haven't run down, I'm wondering where the batteries go? Buffy asks if she is dangerous and Warren explains that she is programmed to love, hence to Buffy she is dangerous! (I bet his human girlfriend agrees after they run into each other)
Spike is burning all his Buffy stalking material and is ready to move on. April is voice activated and they find her holding one dead girlfriend, almost. Man up Warren and tell her the truth. (the computer eye view was cool!) and April goes into system overload and crashes (I think she was running on windows 3.1, that system was really buggy!) April runs low on battery and now she is pouring her silicone heart out to Buffy.
Buffy makes April's last moments happy ones, she spouts out a whole lot of cliches and runs out of battery. Warren is one of the worst monsters ever on this show! (Although I have to say he does know how to build a Robot!)
Xander gives a lesson in glass making, he is kind of getting into it. So the Robot is a way for Buffy to get over her man troubles, she gives Ben a call and leaves a message, only one problem, it's Glory who is getting the message and is confused about what is going on. Good thing the minion is there to explain the situation to her.
Back to Warren, no surprise that he now is alone and panicking. He gets a visit from Spike who is placing an order for one Buffybot with the lot!
Will this episode end already? Joyce gets flowers however she is found motionless on the couch...... this does not look good for Joyce and what a weird way to end a weird episode. really had nothing to do with the plot but a nice little cliff hanger there.
This is such a hard one to rate, as it was quirky and funny at times but seemed to drag on a little, we really didn't need 5 minutes of exposition to start with and the ending has me baffled to why it was there?
6.5/10 - maybe a 7 in some places.
The Body
With an ending like the one we just had and a title like that, I don't like the chances for Joyce Summers.
Previously on Buffy....... no straight into it from where we left off with Buffy discovering a lifeless Joyce on the couch, nice way to transition straight into it!
We're at the Christmas dinner, and Anya lets everyone know that Santa is real, but he was a child killing monster. Is this a dream sequence? yep as we go back to Buffy trying to wake her mother. Buffy calls 911 in a panic they give her instructions on how to administer CPR. She does it wrong and it seems that Buffy has broken her sternum. (taking a CPR class once they explained that when they show it done in the movies and on T.V it is usually done wrong and they would more likely break something. just found it interesting that they did this as it was portrayed very realistically. Someone without the proper training in a panic will bound to make mistakes, also doesn't help to have super strength.) Joyce's body is cold and it seems there is nothing that can be done.
Buffy makes a call to Giles as the paramedics arrive. However there seems to be something going on. The paramedics start CPR where they tease us in a miraculous recovery. Only to snap back into reality, where it seems the worst has happen. Joyce Summers has died and been dead for some while. This is amazing the way this is being done. The silence of the episode is brilliant and the direction and emotion of the situation is really being felt. It's almost hard to watch as it brings back memories of losing someone dear to me only a few months ago.
Giles arrives to discover that Joyce is now gone and we switch to Dawn who is in tears, because some kid called her a freak in a little misdirection. It's just teen drama, we see Dawn in art class and the boy she has a crush on. This is a real build up for Dawn until Buffy shows up to let her know the news. Buffy takes Dawn out of class and that is the first clue that things are bad. She collapses in the news of her mother lost.
We see a quick shot of Joyce at the coroners. I can't begin to describe the emotion that is being displayed here this is really powerful stuff and the silence is exactly how you feel when a loved one is lost. Willow is freaking out over what to wear, and she knows that she has an important role in supporting Buffy. Terra is there to support Willow. Anya doesn't know what to do and for the first time Xander can't explain what to do either.
Xander is trying to find someone to blame for this, it is a real emotional response to find blame with someone. However, there is no real reason for this. Anya is wondering how to understand the whole mortality of human's as we get the child in her come out in her response to death. (Awesome delivery!)
Xander punches a wall in anger and his hand is now stuck in the wall. He pulls out his hand to find it bleeding, Xander gets a ticket for his parking.
We see the coroner finish up with Joyce as he makes the long walk to the family where there is a lot of hugging. The doctor lets them know that there was a hemorrhage in her brain and nothing could of been done to save her. Buffy is holding up as well as she can. Terra comforts Buffy by letting her know that she has gone through a similar situation with her own mother. Dawn sneaks into the morgue to see her mother, she can't bring herself to do it. A Vampire awakes from behind her. The guys bring back snacks when they realize that Dawn is missing. Buffy finds her in the morgue being attacked and in the struggle, Joyce is uncovered. Dawn wonders where she has gone as she reaches to touch her mother for the last time we fade to black!
What an AMAZING EPISODE!!!!! I have not seen finer direction in a long time, the lack of a sound track was amazing and the reaction to her death by all the characters was spot on! I really want to see this one again with the commentary on by the writer and director of the episode Joss himself.
UNBELIEVABLE HOW BRILLIANT THAT WAS!!!!!
Best episode I have seen so far, by a mile!!!!
10/1o